Laquisha's Resume (Day 115) TRY 2

Laquisha Spatulena Sparkles Schoemaker

Apt 133, Mountain View, CA 94040

(801) UCA-LLME, http://thosegirls133.blogspot.com/

EDUCATION

STANFORD University- STANFORD, CA (September 2009 – June 2012)

College of Humanities and Sciences

Major: Human Biology - Bachelor of Arts, Focus: National Health Policy

HEALTH RELATED EXPERIENCES

STANFORD University School of Medicine- STANFORD, CA (June 2012 – Present)

Research Assistant in HEALTH ECONOMICS
     I basically have already done everything on the job description, so I really know what to do
     I know statistics.

Friend to MEDICAL Students – Stanford, CA (September 1995 – Present)

     Debate medical and health policy topics weekly during Monday lectures

     Discuss men's health during bimonthly phone calls awkwardly 

Nightly Statistical Analysis of Marriagability - Mountain View, CA (November 2012 - Present)
     Analyze roommate's possibility of getting married
     I know statistics.

Project Alone - Stanford, CA (September 2011 - June 2012)

Volunteer Policy Analyst-
    lived alone

My hospitals and healthcare experience is too vast and varied for this one page. I have especially focused and enjoyed my experiences on spines and brains. Will disclose after given interview.

OTHER EXPERIENCES - I'M COOL

Stanford LDS Student Association El Presidente (June 2011 - June 2012) - And, yes, I'm a Mormon.

Beechwood School Academic Tutor (January 2012 - Present) - I know how to wrangle children.

Taught Student Initiated Course- “Sport and Disability” at Stanford University

(Fall & Spring Quarter 2011) - I know how to wrangle college students.

Alternative Spring Break: A Veteran’s Affair- Issues and Policies Affecting US

Veterans (March 2011) - not a marriage related affair, health related

Stanford University Women’s Basketball Volunteer Manager (October 2009 - May 2010)

University of Utah TRAILS Handcycling Team (2008 - Present)

CERTIFICATIONS

Certified Phlebotomy Technician (aka I can take your blood legally)

Certified Green Smoothie Master, Level Bright Green II

SKILLZ

STATA, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Access, Microsoft Word, html, python, French (la langue française)