Monday, June 17, 2013

The Three Rules of Apt 133

Rule #1 Thou shalt not leave any dishes, silverware, pots, pans, knives, or other various cooking utensils in the sink or Jenn will get bugged.

Rule #2 Thou shalt not have your boyfriend over for breakfast during the week.  Weekends are acceptable when prior notice has been given.  Exceptions are made for special occasions including birthdays and year anniversaries.  Month anniversaries are not acceptable.  Breakfast is between the hours of 6 to 9 am.

Rule #3 Thou shalt be permitted to wear the roommate uniform when it is just the occupants of the apartment.  The roommate uniform consists of Stanford or MIT sweats.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Day 3,024: Country Theme Songs

One dreary late night at the apartment of Those Girls, the clock struck 10:34PM which meant that there was no content filter occurring in the apartment. Jenn, ever the TRUE Utahn, was adamant about convincing Lena that Country music had some musical value in the world. After much searching on YouTube, Jenn suggested to Lena, a song by Miranda Lambert.....it had references to the Bible and so of course Lena approved.

Here is the song:
This is now Lena's country theme song.


After prancing around the living area singing "I heard Jesus, he drank wine...." for half an hour, Jenn decided to play her personal country theme song.



In conclusion....Jenn loves rain.