Monday, June 17, 2013

The Three Rules of Apt 133

Rule #1 Thou shalt not leave any dishes, silverware, pots, pans, knives, or other various cooking utensils in the sink or Jenn will get bugged.

Rule #2 Thou shalt not have your boyfriend over for breakfast during the week.  Weekends are acceptable when prior notice has been given.  Exceptions are made for special occasions including birthdays and year anniversaries.  Month anniversaries are not acceptable.  Breakfast is between the hours of 6 to 9 am.

Rule #3 Thou shalt be permitted to wear the roommate uniform when it is just the occupants of the apartment.  The roommate uniform consists of Stanford or MIT sweats.

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