Jenn is on a 14 day cruise around Asia without me...

What I did while Jenn has been gone (thus far):

Day 1-- Ate a Costco-sized bag of "Pretzel Crisps" for dinner because I was too lazy to boil water for pasta

Day 2-- Got asked at church how I was doing without Jenn and subsequently patted on the shoulder to express their condolences

Day 3-- Built a fort out of the boxes that needed to be recycled

Day 4--  Draped my laundry (underwear) all over the apartment to dry because I can't reach the buttons on the dryer to turn it on

Day 5-- Left dirty dishes in the sink

Day 6-- Drank my body weight in sparkling lime water

Day 7-- Made a life-size version of Jenn out of body pillows and sat next to it on the couch

Day 8-- Rented out Jenn's room for the night to a nice hobo on the street

Day 9-- Woke up late because I count on Jenn's shower times to be my secondary alarm system

Day 10-- Made friends with a guy in my chemistry lab

Day 11-- Read a chapter of "Lean In" by Sheryl Sandberg

Day 12-- Blog about how sad I am

Farewell to the Biebs

A couple months ago...Jenn came home with a surprise. It was a poster of her hero. So we put him up on the wall and gave him a caption to help us be more eco-friendly. Because if J. Biebs says something, then we will follow. He'll be our silver, he'll be our gold, as long as we looove him. 

BUT THEN! Terror struck at "Those Girls 133" apartment. Justin....felll....hard....for...the floor. And he was never really able to make it back up on our wall to grace us with his dashing lesbian looks. Jenn kindly put him in my bed on my return from Utah for Christmas. What a lovely surprise. Thank you Jenn.

Alas, Justin's time in our apartment came to an end when Jenn gave him up at a White Elephant gift party in exchange for some Macademia Nuts.

Farewell J. Biebs. We hope you find true love in KM's home.