What I did while Jenn has been gone (thus far):
Day 1-- Ate a Costco-sized bag of "Pretzel Crisps" for dinner because I was too lazy to boil water for pasta
Day 2-- Got asked at church how I was doing without Jenn and subsequently patted on the shoulder to express their condolences
Day 3-- Built a fort out of the boxes that needed to be recycled
Day 4-- Draped my laundry (underwear) all over the apartment to dry because I can't reach the buttons on the dryer to turn it on
Day 5-- Left dirty dishes in the sink
Day 6-- Drank my body weight in sparkling lime water
Day 7-- Made a life-size version of Jenn out of body pillows and sat next to it on the couch
Day 8-- Rented out Jenn's room for the night to a nice hobo on the street
Day 9-- Woke up late because I count on Jenn's shower times to be my secondary alarm system
Day 10-- Made friends with a guy in my chemistry lab
Day 11-- Read a chapter of "Lean In" by Sheryl Sandberg
Day 12-- Blog about how sad I am
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