Saturday, July 20, 2013

You have Judgement eyes.....

Scene-- Those Girls' living room.

Open on Lena lying on the couch with a green smoothie.
Enter Jenn stage left.
Jenn moves stage right towards her "room" and dresses into sweats, a t-shirt, and Princess cruise lines slippers.
Jenn moves back to center stage (where she usually is in this blog).
Jenn sits in IKEA Poang chair.
Jenn proceeds to tell Lena about her day.

Jenn
blah blah blah
(CENSORED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY)

Lena
silence

Jenn: 
What are you thinking? You have judgement eyes.

Lena
silence

Jenn
You get comfortable in your sins, don't you?

Sunday, July 14, 2013

A cultural experience...

I had somehow missed out watching this movie during elementary school when it came out.   I still feel like I didn't miss too much...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gMQ2K4zMc4

Spirit fingers!
Rancho Carne

Happy Bastille Day!!!

To celebrate, Jenn, her sister Jessica, and I had French toast. Or as Lena called it, Freedom Toast.

At which point Jessica spewed her water everywhere.

Happy 14 Juillet!!!!


Monday, June 17, 2013

The Three Rules of Apt 133

Rule #1 Thou shalt not leave any dishes, silverware, pots, pans, knives, or other various cooking utensils in the sink or Jenn will get bugged.

Rule #2 Thou shalt not have your boyfriend over for breakfast during the week.  Weekends are acceptable when prior notice has been given.  Exceptions are made for special occasions including birthdays and year anniversaries.  Month anniversaries are not acceptable.  Breakfast is between the hours of 6 to 9 am.

Rule #3 Thou shalt be permitted to wear the roommate uniform when it is just the occupants of the apartment.  The roommate uniform consists of Stanford or MIT sweats.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Day 3,024: Country Theme Songs

One dreary late night at the apartment of Those Girls, the clock struck 10:34PM which meant that there was no content filter occurring in the apartment. Jenn, ever the TRUE Utahn, was adamant about convincing Lena that Country music had some musical value in the world. After much searching on YouTube, Jenn suggested to Lena, a song by Miranda Lambert.....it had references to the Bible and so of course Lena approved.

Here is the song:
This is now Lena's country theme song.


After prancing around the living area singing "I heard Jesus, he drank wine...." for half an hour, Jenn decided to play her personal country theme song.



In conclusion....Jenn loves rain.



Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Those Girls' Fan of the Week!-- Amanda S.

If Amanda were banished to a desert island and could only bring one of the following:
a) Ryan Gosling
b) A pocket knife
c) Plato's "Republic"
d) A raft w/ a sail on it

She would pick, C, Plato's "Republic"

But more than that she would prefer Dante's Inferno to Plato's Republic.
And prefer Ellen Degeneres to Ryan Gosling

If she could only eat one type of food for the rest of her life, it would be Indian Food. (especially Aloo Gobi)

Her choice of a domestic animal to have as a pet is a Possum.

If she could live anywhere in the US, she would live in Manhattan or Wyoming

Her favorite color is PURPLE.

And Chopin's Nocturnes are her favorite music.

Here's to you, Amanda, for being our Fan of the Week!!!